Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Unsolicited Advice

...to the midlle aged woman eating with her husband, sitting two booths away at the diner: Loudly and publicly reciting, referencing and footnoting every trangression, minor and major, the man you married has committed over the past two decades will not help you or husband resolve your problems. Remember, one of your beloved's questionable life-choices was you.

Sent from my HTC MAGGIERAB™, a blethering Windows® phone from AT&T that is making my poor wee heid sare.

2 comments:

  1. Surely you mean sair??

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  2. I do... my dialect is dyslexic!
    (and stop calling me Shirley...)

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