Two women are out shopping when they notice a department store that they had never seen before. The went to the entrance where they ere stopped by a security guard who told them "this is a very special store: it has five fllors and sells all types of men. You can pick out any one man you want, but you can only visit each floor one time and can't go back. Well, the women agree to this and enter the store. The ground floor had a sign on it that read "Intelligent and Attractive Men" and sure enough, the floor was filled with them. They women went to the next floor and the the sign said "Intelligent and Attractive Men with Good Jobs". "This is even better", thought the women, "let's see what's next!" The next floo was signposted "Intelligent and Attractive Men with Good Jobs, who are Faithful and not Afraid of Commitment". The women were amazed - "we have to see what comes next!" Their excintment growing, they went to the next floor, where the sign said "Intelligent and Attractive Men with Good Jobs, who are Faithful and not Afraid of Commitment who want Children and will make Great Fathers". The women were in elated expectation as they ran up the stairs to the last flloor -what god-like male creatures would they find? But when they got to the top of the stairs, the women were brought up short; the entire floor was empty, except for a small sign that read "This just goes to prove that some women are never satisfied".
Merry Christmas!
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